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Ayer iba de salida a mérida. Digo iba porque dudo que vuelva a querer montarme en un autobús para un viaje largo. A todos los pasajeros nos requisó un policía.

A todos menos los dos asaltantes. Lo irónico es que se lanzaron el asalto justo cuando en la película un tipo le pone el arma en la…

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True tales of eerie elevators

  • Some guy treats me like the invisible little shit I am and some prettier girl walks into the elevator.
  • Guy: Which floor are you going to?
  • Girl: 7.
  • In chivalrous fashion, which again, was not saved for me because I'm an invisible little shit, he pushes the button for him and the girl. The elevator quickly passes my floor.
  • Me: Oh sweet Christ, here we go again.
  • It passes the other two's floor. By this time, the guy's breaking a sweat.
  • Me: *eyes closed* Bah, it's not the first, and I doubt it'll be the last, elevator I get stuck on.
  • Guy: What'll happen?
  • Me: The doors will open and then we'll plunge to our impending doom *smile*
  • Girl: uuuuuuuuuuh *twirls hair, chews gum, eyes widen, breathes heavier*
  • The elevator doors open at the penthouse, skipping all our floors.
  • Guy: Well, you enjoy that. Plunging elevators arent't my thing.
  • The girl, without a word, zipped out.
  • I smiled and made my way down without plunging to my impending doom. : )
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I WANT TO GO TO THERE.

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Please excuse me,

I have a carrot cake to pour my heart into.


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Maybe I did something wrong.

Like letting people in, sweet God what a mistake.

What’s the use when they’ll only make excuses to walk away the same way they walked in?

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CARROT CAKE SAYS THE BIRTHDAY GIRL.

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PEACE, BIIIITCHESSSS

Out for lunch.

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DO WANT.

DO WANT.

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  1. jet-za said: 30.media.tumblr.com/tum…
  2. notsospecial said: maricona, deja el freakout. It’s cake, everybody loves cake! that being said something like chocolate and almonds. nutella like cake!
  3. elbraulio said: Arequipe y almendras
  4. ken-and-elig said: Selva Negra

    Ok, NO to Harry Potter, Black Forest, Arequipe. Something with almonds might be good…chocolate and or nutella is just a freaking easy way out.



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elguebo:

it wasnt :’(

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