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I think the hot singles in my area were an even number and they already hooked up between them.

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Lucian Freud | Benefits Supervisor Sleeping | 1995 

DON’T EVER DEPRIVE ME OF NACHOS.

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Lucian Freud | Benefits Supervisor Sleeping | 1995 

DON’T EVER DEPRIVE ME OF NACHOS.

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Fernando Botero | Mujer Sentada | 1996

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Fernando Botero | Mujer Sentada | 1996

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Rene Magritte | The Lovers | 1928

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Rene Magritte | The Lovers | 1928

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viciousbri:

i asked my bf if i could sit on his face, he literally got up and washed his face and said ” now you may sit upon your throne, twas unfit for my Queen”

What type a backwards shit. He should’ve sent you to wash ya ass

Whatcha saying? Dude would’ve gained brownie points with me…

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Something I hate about starting up at the gym again means adapting my #diet, particularly because I’m living alone now so food-prep and things like that…too lazy. Well, I also work at a #restaurant which means things like “eat the healthiest thing on the menu” or “eggs, rice, and tomatoes” which gets old really fast. So did two things 1) got off my ass and joined the gym, 2) bought my darn groceries so I could food prep. Either way, cooking for yourself is always a challenge because whether you want to admit it or not: it’s not glam. So I took some restaurant plates and made my stuff glam. :) #fitfam #foodspo #firststepisthehardesttotake #foodporn #food these are oven baked sweet potato fries btw, side dollop of herbed cheese. Not pictured: arugula and kale salad with tomato-apple chutney. WE’RE PUSHING FOR GLAM, Y’ALL.

Something I hate about starting up at the gym again means adapting my #diet, particularly because I’m living alone now so food-prep and things like that…too lazy. Well, I also work at a #restaurant which means things like “eat the healthiest thing on the menu” or “eggs, rice, and tomatoes” which gets old really fast. So did two things 1) got off my ass and joined the gym, 2) bought my darn groceries so I could food prep. Either way, cooking for yourself is always a challenge because whether you want to admit it or not: it’s not glam. So I took some restaurant plates and made my stuff glam. :) #fitfam #foodspo #firststepisthehardesttotake #foodporn #food these are oven baked sweet potato fries btw, side dollop of herbed cheese. Not pictured: arugula and kale salad with tomato-apple chutney. WE’RE PUSHING FOR GLAM, Y’ALL.

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buzzfeed:

Attention internet: this is an important quiz.

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Attention internet: this is an important quiz.

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bombing:

Columbian artist Lola has a knack for painting over sordid polaroid photographs, leaving everything and nothing to the imagination all at once

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"Rape culture makes men think that they are entitled to see any and every woman they want naked, regardless of that woman’s consent."

— Lauren Ingram. (via mysharona1987)

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etoilesdelanuit:

this article though god bless it

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