December 2008
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“Conservative pundit and marital rape apologist Dennis Prager has some advice for...”
– Courtesy of Jezebel.
Dec 31st
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A Slideshow: Orgasm or Excellent Marinara? →
A slide by slide comparison of porn stars’ O faces and the YUM face of celebrity chefs.
Dec 31st
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Why NME can suck my nut
I was reading their top 20 list of sexiest men as voted by the readers. What’s wrong with giving that voice to the readers? THEY HAVE NO TASTE. So leave it to the editors, the frilly females and the impeccably-dressed, homosexual hipster males (sorry, was that repulsively redundant? oh well…), to decide and let its 8-9 suscribed readers fight over the results. It’s just an...
Dec 30th
I woke up to an empty house today
mykicks: No matter how far away I get from my Christian high school, when I wake up to empty houses there’s always a part of me that thinks “Fuck, this better not be the rapture…” I’ve always hated waking up to empty houses, even more when I’m hungover. Don’t think that’s a bad thing, just think that it means that even when I’m hungover, I’m emotionally...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
SWEET BABY JESUS! →
A Peruvian “Virgin Mary” gives birth to Jesus Emanuel on Christmas day.
Dec 27th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Pitchfork TV Presents: Radiohead "Bangers & Mash" →
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
Is "gonna" a legitimate word yet? When can we make...
(via mykicks) When KINDA is included :D
Dec 18th
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10 Songs That Make Me Cry.
Inspired by Mike Music is a great tool to vent and when you are a 5’5 stressball like myself, music is key to survival. Crying, for some odd reason, is also key to my survival. Some shit about me not saying how I’m feeling or whatever, so the music will say it for me. (In no specific order) 1. “Cocoon” by Björk I’m not gonna say anything and just let you read it...
Dec 18th
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Fuckin' Batali never had my kitchen...
Says Mario Batali: “Only bad cooks blame the equipment. I can make almost any dish in my restaurants on four crummy electric burners with a regular oven—as can just about anyone else who cares to.” (via Serious Eats: New York) I DONT HAVE A KITCHENAID UPRIGHT MIXER, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO???? I ALSO DO NOT HAVE MASSIVE ARMS TO BEAT MY EGG WHITES TO STIFF PEAKS SO GO AND...
Dec 18th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
Alphabet Survey (a formal innovation)
Survey via oskomena (answers by me, obvs): A - Available: Yes? Yes. - Age: 20. - Annoyance: Liars and people who read my msn messages over my shoulder without permission. - Animal: Elephants. - Actor: Seth Rogen. God, how cliché. B - Beer: Polar Pilsen (MAS NADAAAAA). - Birthday/Birthplace: July 23, 1988 in Caracas, Venezuela. - Best Friend(s): Beebs, Bee, Mike, Nata, Adolfo and Gaelle....
Dec 10th
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Black Metal fashion show. Say it with me: GUADAFUCK MEEEEEIN??
Dec 10th
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Dec 5th
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Top 11 Weirdest Burgers: A Tribute →
It’s meat. TE LO JUROOO.
Dec 5th
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“JAMES Franco says Sean Penn pushed the gay sex scenes in “Milk”...”
– via Page Six
Dec 5th
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ListenSneaker Pimps, “Spin Spin Sugar” How...
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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“Number 35: Bonkers novelty rap collective. Shows staff have sense of humour....”
– The Only Top 35 Albums Of The Year Countdown You’ll Ever Need. Via Vice Magazine
Dec 2nd
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“Epicurious Predicts Top 10 Food Trends for 2009 by James Oliver Cury on...”
– Epicurious
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
tamsen: The guy in Ratatouille looks like you.
WayoftheFuture88: Haha
WayoftheFuture88: You are actually not the first person to say that
Oh my God, Mike. I never saw it before but he's so right!
Dec 1st
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