February 2009
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my family might be mentally retarded
my brother asked if benjamin button’s condition was possible, which was followed by my grandma just NOT understanding the concept that button - and only button - ages backwards and went ahead and asked if this was real.
my reaction: what the hell grandma!? i did NOT just hear what i think i heard, fuck it!!!
(ooooh the joys of being highly explosive.)
♥♥
January 2009
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NYT: Andrew Bird Discovers His Inner Operatic... →
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Spank Rock - B.O.O.T.A.Y.
This dude cracks me up:...
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meat meat meat: salvase quien pueda
did you know that they keep veal confined in cages so their meat wont get tough??
mmmm, you die a noble death young beast.
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Courtney Love is still alive??? You're trying to... →
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ho shit...
i got accepted as an intern at the intercontinental hotel here in caracas!!
I turn my LastFM off whenever I want to listen to...
(via mykicks)
I did that when I still had LastFM.
Then somehow Opeth and Catamania started showing up mysteriously and I realized that my brother was listening to death metal while my account was still opened.
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thinking about puns...
one of my favorite pun-named restaurants in south beach was this thai joint called sum yum guy. if you’re in the middle of south beach and you go to a place called that, please don’t be a dick and be rainbow friendly.
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“When I am faced with a beautiful, well-reared piece of meat, I don’t want...”
– Top Chef, season 5
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i forgot that i get off on spinning.
yeah, that’s what kept me sane for a long period of time…apparently exercise produces a mass amount of endorphins and whatever so on top of the fact the instructor has junk in the trunk and plays incredible techno, spinning is like my little high.
ha!
uh-huh, we were saying
holy shit, zac efron checked out hayden panettiere’s rack on live tv thus proving that men are shit.
21:12 - johnny depp came out of hiding, and for a free bar. how touching. he’s sporting this very mitch hedburg voice.
21:16 - yes sally hawkins: you should have shut up ages ago.
21:24 - ralph fiennes looks like a fucking maniac with that smile…i need to find a picture to...
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ooh and just like that liveblogging dies.
danny wants the laptop. boooooooo.
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oh shit, i think i missed an award to watch kimora...
oh well…tom wilkinson won for john adams. isnt melissa george the chick on grey’s anatomy??? (just imdb’d it and yes she is.)
i’m all about interracial relationships but something about laura dern and ben harper just really freaks me out. does that make me a bad person?? or a closet rascist??
wtf with sting's hair?
Oooooh, Wall-E. I knew there was an animated movie I had to watch this year.
Please win Jaime Cullum.
Adrian Brody was in Cadillac records?
Ok, if the Boss wins against Jaime Cullum there are no hard feelings.
(Winner: The Boss)
and the Golden Globe goes to...
Kate Winslet for The Reader.
“This will be one of two awards Kate Winslet takes home tonight. This is also to shut everyone up that said that Anne Hathaway’s winning this award had been leaked. Yeah, shove it.”
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Golden Globes are tonight so let's liveblog
J Lo has nothing else better to do than repeat her Grammy dress from ages ago (I’m referring to the super plunging neckline)
Drew Barrymore looks amazing. I want big hurr like that.
Penelope Cruz makes my nipples hard. Is it bad to say that?
Why is no one making a big shit about the actual nominees? Oh right, I’m watching E!
Brangelina look(s?) adorable.
8:30 - TNT, please stop...
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The First Lutheran Church of Punk →
Via the NY Times
mykicks:
Noah and the Whale - “2 Atoms in a...
My sex shop adventure
I went in with a friend yesterday to look around and see how much I could expect to spend on a non-offensive vibrator and stumbled into the wall of dick. But like BIG, ROCK HARD, OFFENSIVE dick.
The lady that was attending was trying to be helpful, instead pushing us off using extraordinarily colloquial slang for her 56 years of age as we peered on to things like the rabbit and vibrating anal...
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mykicks:
Bob Dylan - “One More Cup of Coffee...
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"michael's bones"
“Michael’s bones Lay where he fell Face down on a sports ground Oh … He was just somebody’s luckless son Oh, but now look what he’s done Oh, look what he’s done Your gentle hands are frozen And your unkissed lips are blue Your thinning clothes are hopeless And no one was mad about you Michael’s bones Were very young But they were never to...
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the cat on my street corner is getting laid...
and the whole world knows it. i’m listening to music right now and you can hear this poor cat being violated. i wonder if cats get raped.
all i know is i find it highly pathetic that i wanna get laid and can’t but somehow the cat on my street corner beat me to the punch. fucking prick.
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Leonard Cohen - “I’m Your Man”
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WatchThe 2009 Puppidential Debate, hosted by Anderson Cooper.
It’s Anderson Cooper, man.
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What the fuck →
(via mykicks)
When are men gonna stop wanting to kill conveniently female things?? You wanna wear tampons, too??? Are we gonna give you the concession on bras?
Fuck me.
Controversial opinions
mykicks:
Wes Anderson hasn’t made anything worthwhile since The Royal Tenenbaums. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou and The Darjeeling Limited both suck.
This is the shit Israelis and Palestinians fight for, man…
I should make a note: I LIKED THE DARJEELING LIMITED. It wasn’t great or THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS but I liked it and today is the day I come to terms with it. There now, my...
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I'm gay for Patton Oswald
Because anyone with tits that big and an intellect deserves my gayness.
Without further ado, on why Patton Oswald is gay for Jason Statham (via his myspace):
“GAY-THAM FOR STATHAM
Jason Statham has never been in a great movie. He’s also never been in a boring one. Statham’s imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It’s a promise that says,...
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Dream a little dream
Let’s all meet up in a random city for New Year’s next year and get shitfaced together.
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Björk, in a bold and shocking move, wants to save... →
“Björk is working with Audur Capital, a Reykjavik-based investment company founded and managed by women. Audur Capital will oversee the fund’s day-to-day dealings, directing an initial investment of 100m Icelandic krona (£575,000) toward sustainable, environmentally-friendly businesses.” And here’s the highlight of the whole article: “Björk’s fund will be...
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I saw Chris Rock’s KILL THE MESSENGER special on HBO a few nights ago… Apart from saying that intelligent black men are incredibly attractive, despite annoying voices saying NIGGEEEEEEEEEEERR with frequence, it’s like this:
Making my case with my family on why he can get away with this sort of language and say, Hugo Chavez, can’t is because 1) the audiences are...
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thinking out loud.
you know it’s time to move on when in your daydreams the person you want tells you he doesn’t love you.
he doesn’t want you in real life; he doesn’t want you in your fantasies….so you really mean there’s no hope???
daydreaming just started to suck a little more ass, y’know.
I was thinking
mykicks:
About what the worst way to break up with someone would be, and I decided it must have to be through a Facebook wall comment. I don’t know if this has ever been attempted before. Someone please be so brazen and make this happen.
Mike, we’ve been together for a long time and I just think that…well…it’s time to let you go. Yeah, I know that tumblr isn’t the...
