December 2009
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Nuck if you buck: last post of the year.
I LOVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SO DAMN MUCH.
Really.
Keep it rockin’ into the next year.
@mykicks, @notsospècial, @mamarracho, @jo3presents, @killleo, @bluecuracao, @tejemaneje, @imadandelion, @—————-, @misifuca, @ariish, @trapnfap: I HEART YOU WITH ALL OF MY EXISTANCE
(chances are i left really important people from that list but i’m hunched over on my...
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I HAVE A DREAM:
THAT DJ MAMARRACHO WILL MIX 50 CENT’S IN DA CLUB WITH THE BEATLES’ BIRTHDAY FOR THE MOST EPIC ITS YO BIRFDAY SONG EVER.
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Buenas días mis tumblrs ♥ Post nostálgico y cursi...
imadandelion:
A partir de hoy me ausentaré por algunos días, así pues, quería dejar dichas algunas cosas.
Desde el 1ero de noviembre de este año abrí el tumblr, asimismo desde ese día, he conocido mucha gente excelente y reido, llorado, conversado, salido con muchos de ellos.
Todos han empezado a ser importantes para mi.
Muchos no creen en el nuevo comienzo que simboliza el nuevo año, pero...
you smiled
and it was like witnessing the sight of a basket of puppies.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD; you make me weak and i hate it.
leave it to me to do last minute packing.
:)
ETERNALLY VENEZUELAN.
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FORMSPRAAAANG
what r u going to do in china?
get the fuck out of venezuela
Well, I’m going to learn Mandarin for a year and trying to expand my culinary horizons…since I’m a culinary arts graduate (fuck yeaaaah) I sort of thrive off of this sort of experience. After that year is over, I’m going to see how the job market works out for me and try out some time over there.
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You’re no rock n’ roll fun like a party that’s over before it’s begun You’re no walk in the park more like a shot in the dark with clues left for no one And all the boys in the band know how to get down fill our Christmas socks with whiskey drinks and chocolate bars and when the evening ends we won’t be thinking of you then Although the best man ...
ways to contact me:
msn:
superoriginalemail2u@hotmail.com
gmail:
saraienator@gmail.com
formspring:
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?766362-ZbjjV7Zhey
♥
Good night, players.
Don’t go and do somethin’ stupid.
by this time tomorrow i'll be on a plane to paris.
if it crashes, as air france’s unattended planes like to, i hope you all know that it was nice to know all of you. it’s possible that some of you were in my thoughts as the fucker went down.
if it doesn’t, please expect a heavy paris/hong kong spam after the new year. i’ma try to be positive and think the latter will be the outcome, but i’m not God nor do i possess...
Tumblr Rite Now:
zamuroparlotero:
QUICK, SOMEONE PULL A RABBIT OUT OF THEIR ASS OR SOMETHING!
fuck's sake.
i just realized i’m a lazy ass.
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
this doesn’t mean i don’t give head, it just means i’m lazy.
LALALALALALALALALALALALA
giving Dj hero a rest
ringleaderman:
that game has an obscene amount of flashing lights in it my eyes hurt also my wrists from the ridiculous amounts of spinning.
I WILL BE ABLE TO SAY THIS IN A FEW DAYS.
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
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Andy Stitzer: You guys, she's picking me up in an hour.
David: Oh, drag, dude.
Cal: She's picking you up from here?
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: That's fucked up, man.
Andy Stitzer: Why?
Cal: Why? Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. He's got a billion toys.
Andy Stitzer: So what?
Cal: And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.
Andy Stitzer: Okay.
Cal: [Pointing to an action figure on a shelf] Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?
Andy Stitzer: That's Oscar Goldman.
Cal: Why do you have that?
Andy Stitzer: That's worth a lot of money. That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.
Cal: Well, that may be the case. But none of this shit is sexy, okay?
Andy Stitzer: I'm not trying to be sexy, man.
Cal: [Pointing to a framed poster] I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?
Andy Stitzer: They did not laugh at me.
David: Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.
Andy Stitzer: You guys cool it with the gay. You know, she's on her way over here, okay?
Cal: First, you relax, okay?
Andy Stitzer: Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do.
Cal: Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.
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Cal: You're gay, now?
David: No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
13758.) I really, really want to have sex with...
(via blogsecret)
LULZ.
No, but really.
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Here it is - Boner Jams '03. It’s a mixtape of all...
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Do you like to "do it yourself"?
Y si vieran a la hermana de la tipa esta xD
killleo:
peeero no la posteare =/
MANDAMELA x MSN
JAJAJAJAJA
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Jill: Are you Andy?
Andy Stitzer: Uh... yeah.
Jill: [holds up a card] Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
Jay: My girlfriend Jill found *your* speed dating card.
[raises his eyebrows]
Andy Stitzer: Oh! Yeah... right. God, I've been looking for that speed dating card. Thank you so much for bringing it to me.
Jill: So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was "hurtin' for a squirtin'"?
Andy Stitzer: Mmm-hmm... yeah, "hurtin' for a squirtin'". Yeah, I wrote that.
Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "ho fo' sho'".
Andy Stitzer: Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho... for sho'.
Jill: You are never going to meet anyone with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch!
Andy Stitzer: Who the... Who the fuck are you to put me on trial? I've never even met you. So why don't you back the shit off, all right? And stop with the inquisition.
Jill: That's how you talk?
Andy Stitzer: You know what? I don't have to answer to you, you ain't my bitch! Know what I sayin'? So, shit, man... fuck it!
Jill: [to Jay] You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.
Jay: I don't hang out with him! I work with him and that's it! I tried to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself. I don't mess with him, baby. That's not me.
Andy Stitzer: You should keep your ho on a leash.
Jay: Oh, bro, I can't let you talk...
Andy Stitzer: Hey!
Jay: I can't let you be talking to my woman that way, dawg.
Andy Stitzer: Hey, hey! Bitch's running wild, man.
“A journey of a thousand miles, begins with a single step.”
– Lao Tzu (via janettt) (via quote-book)
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"Tackle some drunk bitches."
40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN ON HALLMARK RIGHT NOW.
#cool story bro
that never gets old for me.
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I KEEP GIVIN' LOVIN' TILL THE DAY HE PUSHES ME...
never go astray
QUE LADILLA HACER MALETAS.
#THE WORST PART ABOUT TRAVEL
At least Dr. Dre is helping me with this difficult process.
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THANKS // ENJOY THE NSFW MADNESS!!
thelord (ZOMG JESUS, IS THAT YOU!?!?!?)
tsakiro
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I've been wondering if all the things I've seen...
were ever really happening…
and this one goes out to DJ Mama.Rap.Show:
Leavin’ by Timbaland & Magoo
hablando claro: tu sabes perfectamente bien que la puse por ti XD
@Jo3Presents
Y-Y-Yeah W-W-What MUTHAFUCKAAAS
Enero 2010: Hallaca Records Reunion….y si tienen Wii me avisan y me traigo DJ Hero XD
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CMOON AND BRAAID MAAAAH HAIR, MAAAAH HAIR
