what exactly would you tell a cheating guy after...
would you be all CSI about it and dust it for fingerprints too or would you just stick your nose in there??? “last one to slob on this knob was eating raw onions and doritos. do i smell a lager or two???”
and in my dreams
it doesn’t end up like this: everyone is happy, we don’t rant, we don’t crave, we just DO instead of think, and i would be eternally pleased. i wouldn’t ask for anything more except for your love and to just stop being so fucking agressive. we’d walk in public places holding hands like lost children and laugh in bed at each other jokes but what good is a dream that...
Lykke Li - Little Bit (CSS Remix) Sounds a...
Cruise ship grounded off Antarctica coast
(CNN) — The owners of a cruise ship that ran aground in Marguerite Bay, Antarctica, are hoping high tide will dislodge the ship Wednesday, a company statement said. The Ocean Nova, seen on a previous voyage, has a total of 106 people on board. Connecticut-based Quark Expeditions said the M/V Ocean Nova became stranded Tuesday in the bay not far from an Argentine research base....
So a dog walks into a bar...
This is my brother and myself talking about our dog, Hummer, who's always managed to treat my brother like his pet instead of realizing that it's the other way around -
i saw this chunky golden female running around a grass patch
terrorizing this lhapso apso
dude hummer needs to get her number
she was pretty
he needs a bitch that can back his ass up.
pull out a glock and whatever to defend her man because he sure as balls cant do it for himself.
he's been a little emo since you left
hasn't invaded your territory or anything which we're really surprised about
maybe he respects me now that i'm gone
kind of like those bands that have a dead member
they start selling once he slams his car into a light post