February 2010
Off to bed. NAO.
Too bad there is no human body pillow.
Feb 1st
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via MSN, en referencia al 39 de enero.
********** dice: aaaaah y que tal? alguna locura interesante que te haya sucedido del cual te arrepentiras cuando te investiguen para nombarte chef del siglo? =D sara dice: bueno……..no :)
Feb 1st
“Recibes tantas cosas negativas en la vida que se te hace normal.”
– @yorshparedes, via MSN
Feb 1st
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My emotions are the equivalent of technicolor...
They purge violently and resemble like the gay pride flag color scheme.
Feb 1st
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Listenimadandelion:fuckyeahsweetmusic: Closer / Nine...
Feb 1st
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Reasons I need to be Beyonce
sade: Amazing weave Amazing body Amazing husband who clearly adores her (did you SEE Jay after her performance?) Husband is Jay-Z Can sing Hasn’t been sitting at home in her underwear blogging since noon.
Feb 1st
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Ya no se me ocurre mas nada.
39 de enero spam OVER.
Feb 1st
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"LA PERRA LESBIANA DE ANA" XD
@desperatemarian, @notsospecial eso sono mal, pero no es ni culpa de Marian ni culpa mia que tu perra, Lucy, tenga tendencias medio lesbicas. DIGO.
Feb 1st
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hace 24 horas estabamos en casa de Marian, en una...
jonwithabullet: los extraño a todos TRUTH.
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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"PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR, SLEEP LIKE A HOMELESS...
39 de enero, 2010. NEVER FORGET.
Feb 1st
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I like the fact that Ana just sent me a pic that...
It means that I’m not that cold a bitch as I thought; that apparently if you sift past the haterade there is a heart.
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"Pan con mortadela"
El nuevo “platano con salami”.
Feb 1st
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The kitchen.
Not only is it the keeper of your food but it is also the keeper of your dirty secrets.
Feb 1st
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Ninja-H3d
EL MOSTRO SOBON DE LA FIESTA. Don’t act like you didn’t notice. XD
Feb 1st
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"CURTURIZACION" // "VERGACION"
Las palabras de la semana, cortesia de Valencia, Edo. Carabobo y el Edo. Zulia.
Feb 1st
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I dislocated my shoulder at the mall while I was in Valencia. The funny thing was I didn’t freak out, or cry like the first time. Instead, I just looked at my friends like “HAI PLEASE HELP ME GET IT BACK IN…WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT??” Dave likes to put it this way: I am composed of “interchangeable parts”. It’s possible I will fuck him up...
Feb 1st
lo mejor del 39 de enero sigue.
SPAM.
Feb 1st
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cortesia MSN
sara dice: DONDE ESTAN LAS CULOS -  Yorsh*Paredes dice: jajaj ya estan en el terminal esperando el bus ——— lo peor es que no estaba hablando de ellos, pero ok.
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January 2010
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tumblr i wrote a poem.
gabland:thisismywonderland:fifiandtheflowertots:luccyyy:iamthefoolonthehill:iamanthonyjames:softcore:misterhangman:slangtang: clickin refresh on my dashboard i see the same old shit hipsters in a corner bitches lookin fit so i find some random shit to post i’m outta things to do then i get a million fuckin errors tumblr fuck you now i’m really fuckin bored i’m out of words to spit...
Jan 31st
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Que maldicion con este Yorsh...no nos ibamos a...
msn nao.
Jan 31st
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Y no has conocido a nadie que te bese como yo...
(via yorshparedes)
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Declaro:
Que cambien el nombre del 23 de Enero en Caracas al 39 de Enero.
Jan 31st
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I might add that singing a merengue song about...
It’s like you came all over it. I won’t touch that shit.
Jan 31st
MALPEGUEEEEE A MILLÓN!!!!!
FUCK’S SAKE.
Jan 31st
caracas llegando !
ninja-h3d: guaros, valencianos .. ya estamos los de caracas todos bien =) gracias a marian por todo y juandomingo XD tambien a yorsh( te amo) ajsdlkñjasñdlkajdasñld XD y a todos por su cordial compañia =) fernanda XD no me odies solo te estaba jodiendo igual a ti pulgarcita XD jon <3 yo sabia q seria amor a primera vista <3 coño, mi endless love: que bueno saber que estan ahi sano y...
Jan 31st
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@yorshparedes, @desperatemarian
mas o menos pendiente pa hoy????
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Dude, Tumblr is awfully quiet tonight.
All you motherfuckers must be asleep waiting for tomorrow, no? Guess I’ll go do the same.
Jan 30th
Coño, si encuentro a esos maracos mañana como los...
Uds nunca han visto esa vaina??? Verga, sabes cuando son maracuchos, that’s all I’m saying XD
Jan 30th
jonwithabullet asked: nos vemos el sabado MAMIJ

dona dona dona

buen viaje :)
Jan 30th
y0rsh asked: siiiiiiiiii lo seeeeeeeeeeeeee jksajsakjasj todo sea por el mardito tumblrity pa cuando regrese jkajkjk de pana toy rascao, tengo hambre y sueño, espero no quedarme dormido, hoy te veo coñooooo jaksakksj T.T estoy feliz jaskjsakj
Jan 30th
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Live!!! From Valencia (Edo. Carabobo...I THINK.)
Me rasparon en geografia vzlana.
Jan 30th
Marico que hora es??? estoy rascao y en 5 horas...
yorshparedes: FUUUUUUUUUUUU W’on, ellos no llegaban a las 7?? Chill the fuck out. XD
Jan 30th
Jan 29th
Alright:
Gonna eat. Gonna pack my sack. Gonna sleep early. ¬¬ Seriously.
Jan 29th
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