March 2010
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Mar 1st
Mar 1st
February 2010
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oh kittens, i didn't want to do it but my privacy...
i forgot to delete the cookies and history so all you get is MINORCONVICTION all up the yingyang so now it’s gonna be: the communist’s daughter gotta love the NMH reference i have the wordpress url saved out so eventually when i get the chance and my tech saavy friends to lend me a hand on it, i’ll set it up. it’ll basically be a THE BITCH IS LOST IN TRANSLATION type of...
Feb 28th
I'm in Paris, France; it's the classy equivalent...
Flight delays like yeaaaaaaaah Blood Orange Orangina like yeaaaaaaaaaaah big pimpin like yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Feb 28th
@ minorconviction
notsospecial: angel you know it’s not the end we’ll always be good friends next time… i’ll promise we’ll be perfect. like rock-stars-on-heroin-chic perfect. (ok, so I lied: THIS is my last post. I had to do it for my sister *u*)
Feb 27th
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I'm finishing the whole bag packing process.
I just wanted to tell you guys I love you to bits and pieces and that to airport security, it might look like I’m gonna cook me up some crack rock because I’m taking small bundles of powders and an electronic scale. :) Airport security: please don’t take my shit away. :( Love from Caracas, Sarai Vasquez Mariñez saraienator@gmail.com  //  minorconviction via twitter
Feb 27th
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I'm gonna finish getting dressed. ¬¬
No one should tumbl with just their pants on.
Feb 27th
Bark like DMX, bite like Tyson.
marvelousnikki:b-a-r Have you ever seen me eating?
Feb 27th
"Comet Dust": HOW TO LEAVE A WOMAN BEGGING FOR... →
Women love me! I just thought you should know that. They want attention, time and a bunch of other things that God put into some sort of complex algorithm that make women absolutely awesome. So it’s up to the man to figure out these things, and when he does, he will have a woman begging for… This is actually pretty true. I opened it in hopes to debunk it entirely but it’s...
Feb 27th
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youdontyoudontyoudontseeme-deac asked: Mi amor, sólo venía a desearte un tumblero feliz viaje. De todo corazón espero que tengas un viaje tranquilo y sin problemas (sé que será un laaaaaaaargo camino gigante antes de llegar a la tierra donde nacieron los perrinchos).

Un besote y las mejores energías para tí. Todo va a estar bien, espero seguir leyendote por aquí y...
Feb 27th
@jonwithabullet
MARISCOOOOOO fotos con tu uniforme y titulo mañanaaaaa, a juro. te quiero bulda, colega, y felicitaciones :) que puedas crecer que jode en la rama gastronomica!!!!! **destapa la botella de champan imaginaria** :*
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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THIS IS MY 7000TH POST, KIDS!
Feb 27th
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Repost - LA GRINGA MODAFOCA PRESENTS:
WITNESSPROTECTIONPROGRAM i’m a nomad, not a victim. This is my way of saying “spanx for the memories, Venezuela and thanks so much for making me feel like the most awkward and uncomfortable native (and to those crazy kids on Tumblr, you’re my world)” (One of the joys of being Latina is that you can be verbose when explaining things and people will just look at you and...
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
Feb 26th
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@minorconviction // contact information
saraienator@gmail.com (Facebook) superoriginalemail2u@hotmail.com (MSN) riotgrrrrrrrrrl (Skype, those are 9 R’s, by the way) minorconviction (8tracks) Blackberry PIN will be available next week…just wait for it. stalkers are always welcome :) i fuckin’ love you crazy bunch of weirdos.
Feb 26th
Feb 26th
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Bleh...: Oración a Budamel →
En el nombre de ti me encomiendo para que @Minorconviction le vaya genial en China y en todo lo que se proponga pero que regrese pronto asi sea de visita. Que el papá de @Yunizilla se mejore pronto y esto no pase mas de un susto. Que la killa la novia del @elkilla se recupere y que se llene… Agrego: Cuiden a mi...
Feb 26th
Jo3 Soundsystem: @Sara a.k.a. minorconviction →
No se si lea esto pero hoy me escribio un mensaje que me hizo extrañarla que jode y eso que todavía no se ha ido :( En la vida se te cruzan personas que a veces se van y ni te das cuenta, pero hay otras personas que llegan de la forma más incomprensible y se quedan ahí en ti con un aprecio… MARICO, LLORÉ. DE PANITA Y TODO. Te quiero con locura, Dr. Gatieza. Eres lo maisimo, lo sabes, y...
Feb 26th
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
notsospecial asked: que tu vivas agarrandome el culo :p
Feb 26th
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update from my aunt's boss' office
Oh hai. I feel really weird updating from this computer. The thing is that he’s a sexologist and i look at the screen and within my view, there is a bottle of Nivea body Soft Milk Body Cream. The repulsion I feel is absolutely insane.
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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“stank-pussy ho’s be mind controllin’ niggaz”
– my brother’s thoughts on my description of our father’s rebound pussy
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
@zamuro
eso me suena a que tienes una foto rodando por ahí
Feb 25th
Me siento fisica y mentalmente agotada =/ necesito...
luxomania: (via andyhatesfakepeople) No te obstines, acá está el sabor. WEAAAAAH! LUXO: BIRRAS MAÑANA!?
Feb 25th
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MARIAN TIRARIA CONMIGO!
blasfemia: Pana, tu no eres ghey?
Feb 25th
Does anyone else have any sexy semi-nude amateur...
SEND THEM TO ME AND I WILL BE YOUR VOICE.
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
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what's worse than dating a rubik's cube?
dating someone who’s bipolar.
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
aqui algunos se tienen
jonwithabullet: EL HAMBRE Oh sorry, you were saying?
Feb 25th
cr1sc0-deactivated20101020-deac asked: Pedobear force is strong with me.

In Russia I'm know as Zangief, my girlfriend isn't even legal on Jupiter yet.
Feb 25th
PIZZA OR:
GTFO
Feb 25th
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Hablando de, las partes mas bonitas de un hombre:
imnotwhoyouthink: SU ESPALDA Su cuello Sus manos sus OJOOS su pecho THIS.
Feb 25th
TIRAR ESCUCHANDO "CHANGE" DE DEFTONES
terrorista-h3d: ikath: y digital bath :$ PAPI VAMOJACE’LO
Feb 25th
Famous last words: "Dad - That broad is older than...
-Minorconviction
Feb 25th
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Tratame bien...
Y te enseñaré donde están mis lunares. Son unas de esas cosas que me hacen sentir bella (por donde están).
Feb 25th
I'm not sure if I NEED sex or just MISS having...
Is there a difference?
Feb 25th
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Tirar escuchando los gemidos de tu pareja... eso...
(via le0x-mostro-sobon) No hay nada mejor.
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
DesperateMarian es otra candidata para...
just sayin’
Feb 25th
No sean maricos: VOTO QUE GABLAND SEA NUESTRA...
Con solamente ass-shots. (De pana, la carajita tiene DAT ASS)
Feb 25th
La gente que se gana mi odio,
elitalandia: no sabe en el horrible problema que se está metiendo.
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
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