January 2011
I heard it all before. So don’t knock down my door. I’m a loser and a user so I don’t need no accuser To try and slag me down because I know you’re right. So go do what you like. Make sure you do it wise. You may find out that your selfdoubt means nothing was ever there. You can’t go forcing something if it’s just not right. -Green Day, “When I Come...
Alright, I'm not afraid to admit it tonight:
I’m not fucking ok. Make of it what you want, but at least it’s unadulterated truth.
Please excuse me while I masturbate in...
Deftones’ “Change (In the House of Flies)” is on.
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I know it's pathetic.
My brother is spending Chinese New Year in Malaysia, I’m going to stay in and sleep late and pig out on junk food and watch tv. …and that’s when I fell off the bed and woke up. I’m working through a vacation period while my brother does what he does: ball hard…in Malaysia.
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Como cuando quieres postear fotos tipo pornos pero...
Aja, bueh…asi.
jo3presents replied to your post: Lo voy a decir una sola vez:ains Das right, bitch! Don’ act like you don’kno!
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@anGAYli
Igor me motivo, no me culpes.
Lo voy a decir una sola vez:
Al parecer, todos los pargos estan despiertos a esta hora…
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Ganja
strong enough for the pain of cancer patients, good enough for my shoulder pain
Fisting or Dislocation?
Me: I dislocated my arm again...
@fuckyeahvik: From trying to stick it entirely in?
EPIC FAIL
I got paid and like any girl living in a house that doesn’t feel like a home, slowly but surely I’ve been making an attempt to change that. Yesterday, a sofa bed was purchased and today, new curtains and throw pillows for said sofabed. Now, I was doing my independent-womanly duty and trying to install the suckers and lost my balance and - ha! - fell on the floor quite hard, dislocating...
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I really don't believe that Black Swan was the...
That Natalie Portman deserves one? Doubt it, though she was brilliant. The movie itself? Meh. (DISCUSS.)
Gypsies and Nazis: Same Shit, Different Day
I should note, this was said during a group class I was teaching online (Cisco’s WEBEX, I love you to shreds). Me: Travelling in Europe can get a bit dangerous because of the gypsies….. Wendy: Teacher, are those the people who like Hitler? Me: ._*
@nichichanilimonada/@fuckyeahvik/@notsospecial
Donde estan cuando los necesito? Maric@, todas las totonas aqui son peluas y ni siquiera con cara bonitaa :( TRAUMA, TRAUMA, TRAUMA
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That awkward moment when you realize you're at...
but it’s too late and three have already exited your exit because you’re too distracted by the music you’re listening to. Me. Now. FUCK.
airsoldier asked:
Mardita mujer. Cuando te di follow no me diste followback sino hasta ahorita que empecé a postear a Adam desnudo. ERES UNA PERRA hahahahahahaha. ♥ por favor ámame putiñiris TATY DEL CARMEN, COMO VAS HABLAR PAJA ASI!? QUE TE PASA!?!?!?!?! SE TE FUNDIO EL COCO EN EL CALOR MARACUCHO!?!?!?!?!? Jajajajaja no madre, no fue mi culpa te lo juro; te di followback no inmediatamente pero despues de haberlo...
I'm falling asleep
but i love you guise
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Confession:
DAVID DUCHOVNY WAS WHY I STARTED MASTURBATING.
I think I should make a huge sign that says I GIVE...
On that note, Imma go now…
So wait, I'm confused: not only do I have to watch...
http://www.refinery29.com/andrew-christian-penis-underwear.php
MALES: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, THEN WE’LL TALK.
Yo no buceo
insaneyesplease:
eso es de morbosos.
Yo detallo con maldad x)