December 2011
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Via FB I found out that an ex-coworker used the...
1) That bitch best have paid.
2) Isn’t that money better spent on booze and weed instead of an announcement? Like seriously bro, you can’t mass text or tweet and shit??? Jeez.
em-em-ema replied to your photo: HAIRCUT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Didn’t know what to do…
No entendi una mierda de lo que dices aqui, pero si te dire que estas mas que bella pa la foto!
Berro Ema, para citar a Juan Luis Guerra: “Quisiera ser un pez para mojar mi nariz en tu pecera”
Se que fue completamente irrelevante, pero te quiero mujer. :3
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The Girl with Kaleidoscope eyes: Oh si :'3 →
julia-seashell-eyes:
“Delicarte, Mercado Gourmet” cumple dos años y llega a su X Edición en esta navidad y será celebrada a lo grande en la Torre BOD-Corp Banca en La Castellana, con los mejores expositores artesanales gourmet de Venezuela.
Más de 40 expositores de alimentos y bebidas exhibirán sus creaciones para…
@josema_elkilla / @pistolerodelinfierno (duh)
PENDIENTES PERRAS...
Gente que confunde el querer ganar dinero haciendo...
julia-seashell-eyes:
No bitches, no les voy a hacer bandejas de focaccia por menos de 50: GRACIAS!
November 2011
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There was almost this altercation between my aunt...
You know the kinds where you almost stick your fist in her face because she’s too neurotic for stupid shit…yeah.
Bitches gotta chill in this household.
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I feel like I'm slowly morphing into a smelly...
Except I smell nice all the damn time and water fasting and Cat Stevens are like last on my list of priorities.
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Dinner:
Salad -
Salmon, toasted almonds, chives, watercress, balsamic vinaigrette
LIKE A BAWSE.
My parents can't wait 5 minutes for a PIN to get...
Negros, save your energy and phone credit and FUCKING CHILL for 5 minutes while it gets through.
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Keep the blood in your head
…and keep your feet on the ground
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themoderngeek:
The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance -...
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Ok, now I'm pissed.
The Chinese version of Youtube usually - USUALLY - has the grand majority of movies already released in the United States.
So I’m here trying to fetch Quantum of Solace, like on Cuevana, and what’s up?? No, no Quantum of Solace for you.
Fuck everything.
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Oh no, oh no, Sara:
STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!!!!
STEP AWAY FROM THE DASHBOARD CONFESSIONALS!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brand New // Degausser
Well, life is a test,...
When you stop being anal-retentive about the...
You may have officially stopped giving a shit.
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Belle and Sebastian // The Boy Done Wrong...
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Was it more than attraction and a physical lust? Her loins, my imagination, that first inconceivable touch, That I was planning, er, I mean wishing, uh.. How embarassed I’d been if you knew what I was thinking of.
I know it's either time to do the yoga I was...
I just snapped at a friend via Twitter.
My bad, homes.
The Realest Niggas In Movie History Vol. 18 -...
imapervert:
Movie: No Country For Old Men
“What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”
This man had absolutely no regard for human life, he kills people without compassion like humans who step on ants in the driveway. Did his victims do anything wrong? Doesn’t matter. Did they deserve to die? Doesn’t matter. This dude roamed the earth like a grim reaper in the flesh. I honestly think he’s...
The Realest Niggas In Movie History Vol. 6 - Bryan...
leavetheworldbehind:
imapervert:
Movie: Taken
“I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”
This movie really should have been called, ‘My Cunt Ex-Wife Got Our Daughter Kidnapped And Expected Me To Fix It”. Liam Neeson killed a lot of people in this movie, but I know I’m not the only one who thought his wife should have been put in the dirt too.
Liam Neeson is like Rambo,...
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THEY CALL ME MICK JAGGER COS I THROW A LOTTA...
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