January 2012
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
Jan 1st
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December 2011
Yeah, happy new year.
I hope you all fuck twins, get hammered and whatever.
Dec 31st
Yes, if you haven't noticed
I’ve taken to reading F. Scott Fitzgerald’s “The Beautiful and the Damned”. Good reading to usher in the new year and such…
Dec 30th
“I don’t complain of conventional morality. I complain rather of the...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Beautiful and the Damned”
Dec 30th
“He’s an idealist. Oh yes. He thinks he’s not, because he’s...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, “The Beautiful and the Damned”
Dec 30th
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Otras maneras de decir QUEDATE
Pedrito Jose (hijo de mi prima, 11 años): Por que no pueden pasar el 31 aqui?
Yo: Papito, es que tenemos mucha familia en Coro que tenemos muuuucho tiempo sin ver.
Pedrito Jose: Es que....bueno, ustedes se van y yo me quedo aqui.
Dec 29th
c8ec asked: Swinging yo lil dick like a xmas lights, BOSS
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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It's time you let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
Dec 29th
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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No matter what scent of air freshener you get it...
mykicks: That’s the only one you can buy.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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You can’t lose something you never had.
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
I'm baking my way towards a heart attack
The day I die, they will find endless rings of bacon wrapped around my heart. I’m ok with this.
Dec 21st
Quick Chat (ay Killa, x esto no le doy rial a...
Cartero: ¡Hola! Soy el cartero y aquí está tu correspondencia.
Yo (pensando): Este coño quiere rial.
Yo: Esta no es mi correspondencia.
Yo (pensando luego de ver los sobres): ¿Quién carajo es Pablo Pérez?
Cartero: Sí, está marcada para esta residencia.
Yo: Ok, ya veo la dirección, está bien.
Cartero: Además, vine a entregarle esta tarjetica, para ver si puede ayudar con una colaboración.
Yo (pensando): That's a bingo! Mardito tira las cartas por encima de la puerta del garaje todo el año.
Yo: Vale, dejame ver cuánto tengo.
Yo: Hey, solo tengo este billete de 20 Bs.
Cartero: Emm.. bueno, este... yo paso el viernes a ver si tiene alguito más por ahi, ¿vale?
Yo: No.
Dec 21st
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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This is a post that no one cares about because...
My grandmother is almost 86. This is approximately 10 years above the median age of the life expectancy for people almost globally. Quite impressive right? She has outlived most the major wars last century had to offer, raised 7 children - all of which at least are college graduates; she somehow managed to pay for all this - survived emotional spousal abuse, lost a daughter to breast cancer,...
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Sometimes you just want to lay in bed and cry the whole day.
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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I don't even know what to say except
FUCK Y’ALL, IMMA WATCH THE BBC PLANET EARTH SERIES ON BLURAY WHILE I HOLD BACK THE URGE TO BINGE DRINK AND SMOKE MYSELF RETARDED.
Dec 13th
Every tear
is a punch in the wall.
Dec 13th
I wanna throw up.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
At what point do people stop being interesting?
Dec 13th
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Get close: people fuck you over, don't care about...
Stay far away, remain mysterious: everyone wants in.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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I wanted to mean something.
And I thought I did, but that doesn’t seem to be the case anymore.
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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There are VIBRATOR APPS for Android.
How good of an idea is that? Really? I think I wanna find out.
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
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Un tipo que era tan rock
que no le cabía en una sola mano.
Dec 13th
La Piña se desperto
Vayanse mamar un webo todos.
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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ListenNo Doubt  //  I’ll Throw My Toys Around...
Dec 12th
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Life would seriously have been much easier without...
So I tried to make this abundantly clear by erasing you EVERYWHERE possible AND YOU GO AND ADD ME ON A SOCIAL HUB? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Dec 12th