Crazy Train No. 7356

May 31

I am a shitty human being.

I know this deep down in my heart.

Maricohuevon

Vi la version china de @ken-and-elig bajandome del autobus. Y NO TENIA LA CAMARA PREPARADA :(

May 30

Adios, maestro…siempre quise ser como usted…sé que nunca lo lograré…

Pero varias de sus guías tomaré

Hasta siempre Greg House

(Source: susejcartman, via daneeh)

I had a nightmare so intense it woke me up from deep slumber:

I was at a Creed concert.

Yes, that was it and I’m not joking either.

“Everything is energy and that’s all there is to it. Match the frequency of the reality you want and you cannot help but get that reality. It can be no other way. This is not philosophy. This is physics.” — Albert Einstein (via 33113)

(Source: lovespulse, via chofachops)

She likes Cherry because it smells pretty.

Me: I don't mean to traumatize you or anything but do you have any Vaseline? I need to dye my hair.
Mom: No.
Me: Oh.
Mom: We use water-based lubricants in this household.
Me: ...OH.