True tales of eerie elevators

  • Some guy treats me like the invisible little shit I am and some prettier girl walks into the elevator.
  • Guy: Which floor are you going to?
  • Girl: 7.
  • In chivalrous fashion, which again, was not saved for me because I'm an invisible little shit, he pushes the button for him and the girl. The elevator quickly passes my floor.
  • Me: Oh sweet Christ, here we go again.
  • It passes the other two's floor. By this time, the guy's breaking a sweat.
  • Me: *eyes closed* Bah, it's not the first, and I doubt it'll be the last, elevator I get stuck on.
  • Guy: What'll happen?
  • Me: The doors will open and then we'll plunge to our impending doom *smile*
  • Girl: uuuuuuuuuuh *twirls hair, chews gum, eyes widen, breathes heavier*
  • The elevator doors open at the penthouse, skipping all our floors.
  • Guy: Well, you enjoy that. Plunging elevators arent't my thing.
  • The girl, without a word, zipped out.
  • I smiled and made my way down without plunging to my impending doom. : )
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