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Some guy treats me like the invisible little shit I am and some prettier girl walks into the elevator.
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Guy:
Which floor are you going to?
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Girl:
7.
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In chivalrous fashion, which again, was not saved for me because I'm an invisible little shit, he pushes the button for him and the girl. The elevator quickly passes my floor.
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Me:
Oh sweet Christ, here we go again.
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It passes the other two's floor. By this time, the guy's breaking a sweat.
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Me:
*eyes closed* Bah, it's not the first, and I doubt it'll be the last, elevator I get stuck on.
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Guy:
What'll happen?
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Me:
The doors will open and then we'll plunge to our impending doom *smile*
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Girl:
uuuuuuuuuuh *twirls hair, chews gum, eyes widen, breathes heavier*
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The elevator doors open at the penthouse, skipping all our floors.
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Guy:
Well, you enjoy that. Plunging elevators arent't my thing.
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The girl, without a word, zipped out.
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I smiled and made my way down without plunging to my impending doom. :
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