Just another reason I’m going to hell.
Me: sits down in cafĂ© chair, gets cozy, kicks cat, le gasp Cat: MEOW Me: OMGZ I’M SO SORRY MISTER KITTY, PLEASE DON’T HATE ME YOUR FAT FURRINESS Cat: MEEEEOW Me: pets cat, cat gives puppy eyes I SAID I’M SORRY DAMMIT Cat: MEEEEEEOOOOOOOW Me: ….don’t aggravate my allergies, please leave. Cat: le staring contest with me, then leaves