Straight from the shrink's mouth

  • Me: So what about my phobia with the gym? What the fuck is up with that?
  • Shrink: Did someone hit you at the gym? Did someone hit on you at the gym? Do you feel inferior to people at the gym?
  • Me: No, I just would rather hide from it and I don't understand why. I'll sleep all day when I know I should be at the gym or just generally working out.
  • Shrink: Did anyone in your family tell you or give you the impression that you should be working out?
  • Me: All the time.
  • Shrink: You're subconscious doesn't allow you to because they consciously and verbally want you to.
  • Me: Well, fuck.