Can’t wait for the day me and my brother are saying this shit.

We drank ourselves retarded, we smoked ourselves through some of the finest pieces of modern craftsmanship, we traveled through some crazy places and ate the highest piles of nachos together. We’ve been broke together, made bank together, been homeless together, and even kicked each other’s asses at Mortal Kombat. 

Some day, a situation like this will arrive and I look forward to it with open arms. 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via adictoalcafe)