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@teameligken/@notsospecial

Whenever I’m at the park doing abs like Marky Mark, I take off my shirt and clean my sweat and all the kids stare at my prison tattoo of the three of us in a lesbian threeway.

Their parents are not amused

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Dashboard Coincidences: Edicion “Jose Zambrano cumple 27 hoy”

Dashboard Coincidences: Edicion “Jose Zambrano cumple 27 hoy”

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David Bowie  //  Rebel Rebel

Hey babe, your hair’s alright, hey babe, let’s go out tonight

Rarely do I make a song dedication that’s not to my bestie, but this one’s for…nah, this is for my bestie too.

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carlovely:

jello shot battle ship

@teameligken @ken-and-elig @playingwithdragons @Ariish @notsospecial @evertalfonso
VAN PENDIENTE?????

carlovely:

jello shot battle ship

@teameligken @ken-and-elig @playingwithdragons @Ariish @notsospecial @evertalfonso

VAN PENDIENTE?????

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Duran Duran  //  Planet Earth

You guys DO know we’re gonna dance to 80’s music for Roniembre, right?

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@notsospecial @teameligken @Ariish
SWAAAAAAG

@notsospecial @teameligken @Ariish

SWAAAAAAG

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fivefootinflipflops:

for the wine lover that’s on the go

MMMMMMmmmmm Wiiiiiiiine.
@notsospecial @teameligken @Ariish 
“I’ll have a drunk bitch special and a box of Marlboro Reds…”
Ana and I wouldn’t even have to worry about the BOX OF WINE we carried through all of La Castellana xD

fivefootinflipflops:

for the wine lover that’s on the go

MMMMMMmmmmm Wiiiiiiiine.

@notsospecial @teameligken @Ariish 

“I’ll have a drunk bitch special and a box of Marlboro Reds…”

Ana and I wouldn’t even have to worry about the BOX OF WINE we carried through all of La Castellana xD

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Como cuando Ana se da cuenta que tienes tu alojamiento mas que asegurado…

No es mi culpa que soy violadora de niñas bonitas aparte de pastelera del carajo.

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Marica como se ve que has estado ausente der Tuiter; hasta tu macho se molesto y todo xD

teameligken replied to your post: teameligken said: hory shet eso debe ser……

coñoooo xD una photoshoot y todooo xD

Duh.

Pa una verga tengo yo que ir pa Maracaibo…..para ayudar a Ariana cumplir con sus deseos de verme en lo mas Jersey Shore que tiene La Senza pa ofrecernos Y entaconada de remate.

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Matchbox 20  //  Push

@teameligken y @notsospecial

DON’T JUST STAND THERE, SAY NICE THINGS TO ME….

A ponerse jevas haremos.

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90’s throwback, pa mi Carrie y Miranda: @teameligken y @notsospecial

AMBER  //  SEXUAL

I’m so glad I couldn’t club in the 90’s; there might be 8 children, a trailer park, and a “loving” husband called EARL in the picture.

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Elig and Ema

denme chance mientras me ahorco.